hanukkahlewinsky:

i love when old people figure out how to do something on a computer that’s actually really simple but to them it’s like 

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meanplastic:

I bet she saw her life flash before her eyes

meanplastic:

I bet she saw her life flash before her eyes

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stability:

you know when youre in the car and your parents break hard and they throw their arm over you for protection?
I have same instinct with my take out food

missing-souls:

x
blvck-champagne:

aztec-dreams:

x

x

homleschapel:

summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell

sir-hathaway:

anceyleestar:

can we talk about how the tooth fairy corporation enclosed the torn-apart corpse of an employee in their letter????

can we talk about how the tooth fairy corporation has an aquatic team that i wish i knew about when i was growing up

animals-riding-animals:

cool monkey riding goat

animals-riding-animals:

cool monkey riding goat

spontaneouskam:

 ・゚:*✧・゚:* \(◕‿◕✿)/ *:・゚✧*:・゚✧ I just want someone to pin me down and give me lots of hickeys and bruises and make me moan and scratch me up and totally dominate me.  (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧*:・゚✧*:・゚✧

g-aesthetic:

She’s a ride or die.

g-aesthetic:

She’s a ride or die.