"my heart is not a football for you. i’m not no animal in the zoo. this animal will jump up and eat you. i’m not no animal in the zoo, and i’ve every intention of leaping up and getting you."
- sinead o’connor (via gunblades)

fukkkres:

when she ready for round two but you look down and ur meat like

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seductivecronus:

risingtensions:

physical comedy

I like how the fucker stands up all slow and epic like its gonna do some super fuggen awesome metal gear solid shit then…
then this shit.

seductivecronus:

risingtensions:

physical comedy

I like how the fucker stands up all slow and epic like its gonna do some super fuggen awesome metal gear solid shit then…

then this shit.


The truth about that promise made ten years ago… I would be happy to reveal it to you, but in return… Will you agree to break up with that girlfriend of yours?

The truth about that promise made ten years ago… I would be happy to reveal it to you, but in return… Will you agree to break up with that girlfriend of yours?